Monday, September 7, 2009

Oh, the agony, the PAIN!

Once upon a time, Farhanah decided that as members of Toyota Eco Rangers, merely pulling out weeds and resuscitating dead plants isn't enough to tip our busy, overloaded souls over the edge.


As anyone who bothers to grace this blog with their presences would have noticed, Farhanah has oh-so-kindly dedicated an entire blog post to tormenting our poor members with the gruesome and in-depth details about what their respective jobs entail. As we had recently re-elected posts, some of us have new posts, while the others, who are less fortunate remain stuck with theirs. Either way, everyone in the club has a post.


This meeting, Farhanah once again took it upon herself to refresh our memories regarding our jobs. She has even introduced a new system whereby members who do not carry out their duties would lose the sole reason they even accepted their duties in the first place- KoKo Marks. Needless to say, everyone was traumatised into carrying out their duties, including the person who has to update this blog.


Good news- There are now TWO Blog AJKs.


Then, Farhanah discussed what she has in store for our upcoming meetings.


On the 8th of September, the new, JUNIOR (That was my evil laugh you heard) members will be introduced into the club. We, as senior members who are naturally wiser and therefore entitled to tormenting them as much as possible have planned numerous games for them, out of the kindness of our hearts. Should our juniors do anything wrong, Farhanah has reassured us that the senior members will take the heat. I'm sorry, that wasn't very reassuring at all.


A recycling workshop is scheduled for the 15th of September, whereby members will be treated to an exciting tutorial on recycling paper. We are all eagerly looking forward to it in anticipation. Keeping in line with the workshop theme, there will also be a bio enzyme workshop on the 29th of September. I apologise for the lack of elaboration as I am a part of those members who have no idea what bio enzyme is, but pretend to know for the sake of appearing smart.


There may be an overdose of sarcasm in this blog post, but I doubt you'll notice it. I'm very subtle.

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