Greetings, world.
Instead of posting yet another article on saving the green, beautiful earth, I have decided on something far more practical instead- A guide to differentiating between the various people who update this blog. Now. Doesn't this beat a long-winded lecture on how to reduce the acidity of the air?
We will start with Farhanah. Here goes nothing except my neck.
Farhanah's updates are very factual, and to the point. She doesn't waste any time on frills and complaints about her unfair life. She rarely updates, though, so I see no reason she would complain. Oh, and also, she NEVER uses sarcasm, and her blog posts are very pleasant and polite. Because she rarely updates, everyone would read her updates as soon as possible because for her to update, it would be important and crucial stuff.
Next up-Elsa.
Elsa loves updating. She writes with an element of humour, and she is rather sarcastic at times. Her blog posts have a point. Unfortunately, I don't know what else to insert here as she has yet to reveal her true potential for blog-updating just yet. I'm sure her true colours will shine true in just a few more posts.
And then we have Eishatur...
Eishatur's blog posts are always full of emoticons which are out of the ordinary. Think Japanese Harajuku Chat Rooms. Here are a few examples: ^_^, 0_0, and *_*. Oh, and she always sounds like a hyperactive, perky 5 year old who managed to overdose on sugar in spite of her mother's disapproval by dazzling her mother with a wide beam, leaving her in an disorientated state.
Finally, we have Angela.
The one thing that gives Angela away in her updates is the fact that she always somehow manages to drag Farhanah into everything work-related. She enjoys pretending to be Cinderella who was forced by her evil stepmother to update a blog. She is secretly fond of the blog, because she hasn't been updating her own. People dismiss it as a classic case of parental guilt.
You're very welcome for the clarification.
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